Critical Mastodon

Monday, September 04, 2000

Messages to the away team...Glad to hear that all is well. Heard about the earthquake in Napa Valley. Assume you weren't in it, but would be curious to see if you fellows noticed anything. Stopped by to hang with the kitties today. Your house is a war zone. Jack got his assed kicked by Oscar the entire time I was there. Poor guy just don't git no respect. I tried to scoop poop, but there was no poop scoop. I felt out of the loop. My spirits began to droop. Tears came from my eyes like soup, when I could not find the troop's poop scoop.